Project: Gone Junkin'

Some people have a Gone Fishin' sign. I need a Gone Junkin' sign.
I gave in to the sickness and bought not one, but two bird statues today--but in my defense each was only a dollar. The fat gray one will go on the back porch as is, and the little cream one will get painted Lime Sherbet and added to the front porch collection. The little table will be painted and decoupaged for the back porch, which hopefully will be screened in soon!